You Have To Fucking Eat (from the author of Go The Fuck To Sleep)

A Brussels sprout by any other name would taste as foul.

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My daughter would eat English mustard by the spoonful when she was a toddler. She now claims all mustard is ‘too spicy’. I have no idea why.

And…

Time to Fucking Move Out You Bald Fuck.

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Genius? I do not think that word means what you think it means…

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