Young Ben Shapiro trash-talks a punching bag, which then knocks him out

[teknocholer]

@KathyPartdeux

I never realized where Bowie got the inspiration for that album cover (maybe).

[euansmith]

Maybe Ben’s been flauting the rules?

[KathyPartdeux]

It was the style at the time.

[danimagoo]

[pbasch]

He published the video, right? So it’s not an accident. He thinks he’s doing physical comedy. Self-deprecating physical comedy. And his followers will take it as such.

[kindall]

Think you’ll find that’s a speedbag. A speedball is… something different.

[DukeTrout]

@frauenfelder

And maybe men should actually, you, know act masculine, as a general rule."

Now if that isn’t a sign of a man comfortable and confident in his masculinity, I don’t know what isn’t.

[smulder]

@frauenfelder

Harry Styles, who wears dresses

It's official: Harry Styles is the best-dressed musician in the world

[smulder]

@DukeTrout

comfortable and confident

The Mass Humiliation Of Ben Shapiro

[danimagoo]

@pbasch

He published the video, right?

That isn’t clear to me. Googling tells me this was filmed during Shapiro’s first year of law school. He was 20 (he graduated high school at 16…he’s an idiot, but he’s an intelligent idiot). Google also told me Mara Wilson is his cousin. I’m sure she’s thrilled.

[Artor]

I mean, he’s basically just doing David Bowie but transed-up.

Umm Ben? Have you ever seen David Bowie?

[capnjimbo]

This also seems pretty pointed:

Mara Wilson

[Mitchell]

@iknownuurthing

Narrator:
"As a teen, young Ben was bitten by a radioactive punch-bag.
Sadly, his uncle Peter was murdered by a bag-thief.
Now young Ben spends his days as a reporter but, at night, he tranforms into:

(Over to you, I am honestly spent.)

Woah, we just did this recently for George Santos

George Santos lied about his job to a judge, as heard in audio obtained by Politico (listen)

While on a school field trip, or so he claims, George Santos, if that is his real name, was bitten by a radioactive straight white man… Now he is your friendly neighbourhood Privilege-Man, who claims to live by the last words of his mother who died in 9/11, even though there’s no records or evidence to back that up - “With great power, comes no accountability.”

Hey! Now we can do Privilege-Man: Into the Privileged-verse!

Ben Shapiro [Narrating nasally]: All right, let’s do this one last time. My name is Ben Shapiro. I was bopped by a radioactive punching bag once, but anyway for ten years I’ve been the one and only Privilege-Man. I’m pretty sure you know the rest. I shrilly shilled for a bunch of bad people, fell in love with my own voice, “destroyed” the Libs in debate, and then I “destroyed” the Libs again… and again and again and again. And I, uh… I did this.
[Shapiro mocked for WAP tweet]
We don’t talk about WAP… But after everything, I still love being Privilege-Man. I mean, who wouldn’t? So no matter how many times I get humilitated, or discredited, I always keep coming back. Because the only thing standing between me and piles of money and fame is me if I decide I don’t want it. There’s only one Privilege-Man, and you’re looking at him.

[Cut to a young guy whose name may or may not be George Santos. Who knows really? He is buying clothes with a stolen cheque-book when he is bitten by a glowing alternate-universe version of Ben Shapiro - like with blonde hair or something.]

[smulder]

@Mitchell

alternate-universe version of Ben Shapiro

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[ClutchLinkey]

@iknownuurthing

but, at night, he tranforms into:

“The Desiccator!!!”

[ephoph]

That tweet should be more popular. Much more popular. Meme level popular.

[DukeTrout]

@ClutchLinkey

“The Desiccator!!!”

[Immutable_Mike]

@ClutchLinkey

“The Desiccator!!!”

wipes tea off screen