Young woman presented with 10 ideal men all at once

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OH, I thought she was trying to pick out which Jabberwockee to date.

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But which one was the REAL Michael Meyers?

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Kind of like if Tinder had real people?

Also, I feel like this would be speed-dating in the Ghost In the Shell universe.

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She’s got the hot snail slime facial skin!

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For maximum weirdness, try “naked attraction”

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I’m picturing a spinoff where the guys are all wearing KKK hoods. “Who Wants to Marry the Master Race?”

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(e.g. “isn’t cocky,” “funny,” “buff”)

Hmmm, so many choices.

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Like this?

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More like this.
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Biggest Dick I could think of.

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I’ll see your Dick, and raise you…

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How can you not be cocky if you are funny AND buff?

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Not to be too pedantic but, from my understanding, Tinder is mainly a looks based choice. Wouldn’t this be the antithesis to a live action Tinder?

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For some reason, I was reminded of this…

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Will the real Michael Myers please stand up? Please stand up, please stand up?

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On second thought, sit back down until you remember how to be funny again.

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Dick Van Dyke has it goin’ on, bruh.

I found it fascinating to see her typing! I’ve never seen someone whipping along like that with that keyboard!

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You must not know any teenagers…

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I mean creating complex Korean symbols with that keyboard with elements…

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