Young woman presented with 10 ideal men all at once


#1

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2018/05/08/young-woman-presented-with-10.html


#2

OH, I thought she was trying to pick out which Jabberwockee to date.


#3

But which one was the REAL Michael Meyers?


#4

Kind of like if Tinder had real people?

Also, I feel like this would be speed-dating in the Ghost In the Shell universe.


#5

She’s got the hot snail slime facial skin!


#6

For maximum weirdness, try “naked attraction”


#7

I’m picturing a spinoff where the guys are all wearing KKK hoods. “Who Wants to Marry the Master Race?”


#8

(e.g. “isn’t cocky,” “funny,” “buff”)

Hmmm, so many choices.


#9

Like this?

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#10

More like this.
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Biggest Dick I could think of.


#12

I’ll see your Dick, and raise you…


#13

How can you not be cocky if you are funny AND buff?


#14

Not to be too pedantic but, from my understanding, Tinder is mainly a looks based choice. Wouldn’t this be the antithesis to a live action Tinder?


#15

For some reason, I was reminded of this…


#16

Will the real Michael Myers please stand up? Please stand up, please stand up?


#17

On second thought, sit back down until you remember how to be funny again.

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#18

Dick Van Dyke has it goin’ on, bruh.


#19

I found it fascinating to see her typing! I’ve never seen someone whipping along like that with that keyboard!


#20

You must not know any teenagers…


#21

I mean creating complex Korean symbols with that keyboard with elements…