Your patience will be rewarded

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/05/03/your-patience-will-be-rewarded.html

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Deus ex pastillae.

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Pharmajesus

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He’s really branching out these days. Time was when he was a strict opiate of the masses guy; but it looks like he’s expanded the stock considerably.

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Christ is helluva a drug, apparently.

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Rewarded? Hmm. Recently heard something like that in an Elizabeth I flick… except it came out, “Patience is a virtue, and virtue is its own reward.”

Translation: “Just shut up and wait.”

I wonder if the artist is saying that religion is a drug… or that some drugs make you hallucinate Jesus.

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OK. You beat me.

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Not getting it.

Is this one of those magic eye things?

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I have a philosophy about art: Enough of anything is art.

You’d have to go to the story page to see the video. The header image here on the BBS side is just a still.

(But I’m glad I wasn’t the only one to make that mistake… :wink: )

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If “God is Love”
then

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Opioid Jesus was better acoustic, before he went electric. :face_with_raised_eyebrow:

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Heroin saves.
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(You from pain)

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The body of christ costs a little more than it used to.

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This is headache-inducing punishment for those of us who browse the site in bbs mode. After staring for a while I started to see faces:
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Obligatory:

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Glad he found out schooner rather than later.

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From Matthew 8:

16 That evening people brought to Jesus many who had demons. Jesus spoke and the demons left them, and he healed all the sick.

17 He did these things to bring about what Isaiah the prophet had said:

“He took our suffering on him
and carried our diseases.” [Isaiah 53:4]

17a And when those formerly afflicted soon began to shake and sweat and cried out to our lord for succor, he said to them:

“The first fix was my gift to you, from here on out it’s ass, gas or grass, nobody rides for free.”

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Ha me too. I was watching it for awhile, half afraid something like this was going to happen:

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Jesus Christ, what a pill.

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