How does your username solve mysteries, crimes, and more?
ETA: with a username like mine, the crims are not gonna see me coming…
Wasn’t me!
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obviously with forensic entmology
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That makes sense
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i’m a pirate.
i don’t cop to anything.
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Guess I’m old-school: back to the original Chicago cop show, Hill Street Blues. And I’ll say ‘youse guys’ a lot.
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CSI: Philately
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“In 1894, the owner was murdered by a rival collector.”
But according to this stamp, the owner faked his death. We’ve run the saliva samples on the glue and they’re a match.
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My character, Detective Al Corrupt dies in the pilot episode, shortly after I acquire the keys to the evidence room.
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I feel a ghostbloke show would follow the Beauty and the Beast and Forever Knight formula of supernatural denizen who fights crime with a love interest he can never fully live in the same world as. Hopefully less willing to toss aside the human co-star.
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well, my username is my first and middle birth names. I’d like to be Jim Rockford (except he was a PI not a cop) but I’d probably act more like Columbo without the underlying cunning.
but if my name was a made-up internet username? a detective who specializes in forensic text analysis followed by a bloody, theatrical beat-down of the perp.
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Good cop to someone else’s bad cop.
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I would use numerology to solve murders involving powers [ETA: Thanks @anon87143080 for pointing that out.] of three.
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A western historian living in Japan who uses her expertise to solve historical puzzles about popular music in Japan… 
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Even though your username is not divisible by 3?
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It’s powers of three.
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Aha! 1-3-9-27
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Work for the police? Piffle!
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