Zeiss lens cleaning wipes, like I used to steal from work


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#2

You and I live very different lives, sir.


#3

I bought a few costco lense cleaning kits and have them stashed in my car, bag, bathroom, desk, and toiletry kit. I wrap the microfiber cloth around the long-lipstick sized spray bottle inside a ziploc bag. Costco gives free refills on the solution so I am set for life. Nothing to dispose of after I’m done cleaning my glasses.


#4

All these pleasures, and more, could be yours.


#5

“Besides, you knew the job was dangerous when you took it.”


#6

These are amazing. Excellent recommendation.


#7

As to the poetry, well … don’t quit yr day job.


#8

And now, you’ve reminded me. Those were pretty good, I wonder if I can find any here in China.


#9

I have to ask. @jlw: exactly how did you end up with seal poop on your glasses?


#10

The last time I got seal poop and motor oil on my glasses, the mechanic told me I’d blown a seal…

I said, just fix the car and leave my private life out of this, OK?


#11

Feel free to join.


#12

Thanks @jlw! Understood. I would join in but the commute from Melbourne, Australia would be a bitch. As enticing as seal poop-smeared specs are and all…


#13

I’d bet they have marine mammal hospitals in your former penal colony, too! Ours has 2 within 600mi of each other on the west coast


#14

Phillip Island is only about 90 minutes away from Melbourne. No seal poop, but adorable wee penguins instead. And I’m certain they take volunteers.


#15

From the small number of penguins at the local zoo, i am certain the stench is amazing. You do not need seal poo.


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