Seriously, when did we start giving bureaucratic names to bodies in our own solar system. That just sucks. Name it something awesome, or ironic, or anything really - not just a slot in a filing system.
I get it with the bazillions of stars and (likely) exoplanets out there - we have to keep them organized. But in our own system we should at least have a little bit of flair. Call it 12 Buttons.