beschizza at June 27th, 2014 11:07 — #1
prestonsturges at June 27th, 2014 11:13 — #2
Police became suspicious because he had a fucking accordion.
steampunkbanana at June 27th, 2014 11:16 — #3
On the lam for forty years now...
dragonfrog at June 27th, 2014 11:27 — #4
Well that explains why it was so hard to play!
prestonsturges at June 27th, 2014 11:31 — #5
A wedding band accordionist is driving home from a gig late one night when he stops at a diner for a cup of coffee and a slice of pie. He can see his car from his booth, and he sees someone breaking into his car. He rushes out, but he's too late. By the time he gets there, the guy is gone, but he has left a second accordion in his car.
prestonsturges at June 27th, 2014 11:33 — #6
.... and really hard to keep lit.
ratel at June 27th, 2014 11:40 — #7
I have been refuted: there is a use for an accordion.
jardine at June 27th, 2014 11:47 — #8
housewarmer at June 27th, 2014 11:59 — #9
'Cause she's playing all night
And the meth’s all right
Mama's got a squeeze box
Daddy never sleeps at night
cannibalchicken at June 27th, 2014 12:04 — #10
Thank god. One less accordion in the homeland.
prestonsturges at June 27th, 2014 12:05 — #11
Fran Zappa messing around with an accordion:
"See the important thing about this instrument is the way the air smells when it comes out these holes
kiptw at June 27th, 2014 13:39 — #12
He was carrying it for Dick Oxycontino.
crenquis at June 27th, 2014 15:13 — #13
“A gentleman is someone who can play the accordion, but doesn't.”
― Tom Waits
futnuh at June 27th, 2014 19:24 — #14
crenquis at June 30th, 2014 21:54 — #15
Made me think of these guys/gals: Chmielewski Funtime Band - they had their own local TV show when I was a kid...
Edit: Which made me think of these incorrigible corruptors of youth: The Duluth Accordionaires
beschizza at July 2nd, 2014 11:07 — #16
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