Evenin’ folkz this is Junior Burton on the Pepperoni Eggspress.
I’m returning back from an ‘extra special’ delivery to the southwest, and while I’ve got the torque to handle the waves of the coastal route, …let’s just say if I wanted a permanent status ailment I’d still be married.
RIVERSIDE looks like my best bet.
Here’s the deal, I’ve got 9 short tons of rumbling steel that’s sure to attract more hillfolk fans than a country music festival with Darth Brooks headlining.
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Clank (@davide405), when you wake from your golden slumbers you are welcome to draft behind me to conserve on fuel economy. If you happen to wake any of them Monster Trucks, I’ll pull the airhorn and take their attention off of you and onto me. In return, if we both make it to Huntington’s I’d sure appreciate your wrench on any dings that I might incur along the ride.
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Channing (@gwwar) You’re mighty welcome to draft as well to save on vapors, and if you pull any bigguns, I’ll distract them as well. All I ask is that when we get close to Huntington’s, you use those fancy guns to extract any hitchhikers off my blessed-3-axled-ass before the we get close enuff for the other drivers to turn Paw’s truck into Swisss Cheese.
'Junior out.
