eh, What’s all this racket?
Haven’t heard so much gud-durrned commotion since Scrapyard Pete acquired one of dem Bezos Autoprice Bots.
wakes up, rubs whisky crud out of his eyes
Awl, hell. Looks like shore-leave is up.
* Vessel Information *
1.) Name of vessel:
H.M.S. IGNOBLE CALUMNIE
2.) Please select the attribute that best describes your ship:
Damn, I've not been fast or powerful for years, but I still would like
to get LUCKY.
3.) Description of previous work experience in haiku:
There one was a man
from Nantucket. Who's ship was
a Fargin' bucket.
*Captain Information*
4.) Full Name:
Milton "Mackey" MacMichael
5.) Identity Class:
Does I look like I gots antlers?
6.) Are you over 20% on the cyborg spectrum (Y/N)
Well, the doc gave me one of dem urethra condensors for my enraged
prostate. It helps wit my wee.
*steps on scale*
But I gess that only makes me 7% cyborg.
.
*Signing Bonus*
7.) Would you like to immediately receive your signing bonus of Ƀ.015
YES. Ain't got much deferring left in these bones.
8.) How much, if any, of your signing bonus should be applied to greasing the random number generator during the character creation phase?
You've clearly never met a pensioner who fancies the numbers games.
ALL OF IT.
Aye, the Jackhammer propulsion is a bit long 'n the toothe, but the propeller add-on should buy me another decade of service.
