I only put Schweddy Balls into my mouth!
āa heavy dose of spunkā
Summerās Eve, for those āheavy spunkā days.
$3.50 for the candy and $7.95 for a t-shirt seem quite expensive for the 1970āsā¦
So what youāre saying is $11.45 ( plus $1 for S&H) is too much to ask for balls on your chest and in your mouth?
Canāt put too high a price on courage my friend! Itās more than just a shirt, thereās science*!
* The FDA requires that we say that there is actually no science. Just exclamation points.
Lame and awful as the marketing is, I canāt help but wonder (oh god, here goesā¦) how those Balls taste?
She can have all the balls she wants. Just donāt let her eat a Yorkie bar.
Are we sure this isnāt from the back of a MAD magazine? Because, wow.
Ok, those were not the good old days,
But at least she hasnāt been air-brushed into the uncanny valley, and tarted up like an underwear model.
The ad makes me want to rip off my bra and burn it and then run out and vote on something. Alas, Iām at work in a respectable office, there are no incendiary devices around, and wellā¦ itās February and we arenāt having any elections right now. sighs
ā¦and as Sheryl Sandburg says, ālean in.ā
Iām still tickled by the āSRSLY?ā look on her face.
Iād guess that this is from Playboy or Penthouse.
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