xeni — 2014-07-09T22:04:09-04:00 — #1
robert_c_baruch — 2014-07-09T22:12:33-04:00 — #2
I didn't meet that guy at the airport, and he *still* found his way here.
mstrohb — 2014-07-09T22:17:59-04:00 — #3
Yeah, he STILL thinks those glasses make him look smart!
halloween_jack_ — 2014-07-09T22:24:47-04:00 — #4
Wonder Bread, you did not just say that Jesus spoke English.
xzzy — 2014-07-09T22:28:34-04:00 — #5
Name cards on the table? Is there really any chance that someone would not realize which guy in the room is the president of the united states?
kwwk — 2014-07-09T22:28:43-04:00 — #6
Lighten up, Rick, those selfies NSA caught of you are totally hilarious!
jeff_bragg — 2014-07-09T22:29:22-04:00 — #7
President Obama: "I was going to tell a joke, but I'm already sitting across from the biggest one in the country."
iquitos46 — 2014-07-09T22:51:28-04:00 — #8
Once again Rick fell for the "pull my finger trick" allowing the President to wordlessly express his sentiments of the governor
prestonsturges — 2014-07-09T23:01:07-04:00 — #9
Be quiet Ricky, the big kids are talking.
brainspore — 2014-07-09T23:24:52-04:00 — #10
It helps if you see what everyone was laughing at.
petece — 2014-07-09T23:31:32-04:00 — #12
I told Rick there'd be Froyo.
prestonsturges — 2014-07-09T23:35:03-04:00 — #13
Someone told him they would have Fudgie The Whale
disarticulate — 2014-07-09T23:40:33-04:00 — #14
Mutter, mutter, Harruphm!
prestonsturges — 2014-07-10T00:02:24-04:00 — #15
I didn't get a harrumph outta that guy!
tornpapernapkin — 2014-07-10T00:14:37-04:00 — #16
Perry: We should use drones to get rid of these immigrant children
Obama: LOLZ drones are for killing children in other countries who don't want to immigrate!
Everyone: LOL SILLY PERRY!
Perry: Dammit, but I want to kill those kids too Can't we at least make camps for gays and make it illegal for women to work outside the home then?
Obama: Oh man, I'm going to piss myself laughing... um.. no.
Perry: grumpy cat face
Wait... I just realized nothing is funny.. Damn it.
timmowarner — 2014-07-10T00:30:41-04:00 — #19
I think he really only looks like Grumpy Cat in the smaller version. Seen larger it looks more like he's doing one of those "trying to hide a smile by frowning" things. There's light in his eyes and it doesn't look like a genuine grump to me.
rjmeelar — 2014-07-10T00:31:00-04:00 — #20
Obama just announced that he is eliminating the department of dealing with Rick Perry's Shit. Oops!
boundegar — 2014-07-10T00:37:34-04:00 — #21
...and the other guy says, "Yeah it's cold, and it's deep, too!"
davide405 — 2014-07-10T00:41:59-04:00 — #23
I suspect this is more a case of the POTUS handlers enforcing a show of equality.
Everyone knows who the Pres. is, but the Pres. might not recognize everyone else at the table by face and name. Putting a name card in front of everyone except him might be a little too blatant an acknowledgement of the power differential.
That's just my guess, and has no special value.
davide405 — 2014-07-10T00:44:35-04:00 — #24
I know the joke of which you speak!
Terrific and Topical!
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