xeni at July 9th, 2014 22:04 — #1
robert_c_baruch at July 9th, 2014 22:12 — #2
I didn't meet that guy at the airport, and he *still* found his way here.
mstrohb at July 9th, 2014 22:17 — #3
Yeah, he STILL thinks those glasses make him look smart!
halloween_jack_ at July 9th, 2014 22:24 — #4
Wonder Bread, you did not just say that Jesus spoke English.
xzzy at July 9th, 2014 22:28 — #5
Name cards on the table? Is there really any chance that someone would not realize which guy in the room is the president of the united states?
kwwk at July 9th, 2014 22:28 — #6
Lighten up, Rick, those selfies NSA caught of you are totally hilarious!
jeff_bragg at July 9th, 2014 22:29 — #7
President Obama: "I was going to tell a joke, but I'm already sitting across from the biggest one in the country."
iquitos46 at July 9th, 2014 22:51 — #8
Once again Rick fell for the "pull my finger trick" allowing the President to wordlessly express his sentiments of the governor
prestonsturges at July 9th, 2014 23:01 — #9
Be quiet Ricky, the big kids are talking.
brainspore at July 9th, 2014 23:24 — #10
It helps if you see what everyone was laughing at.
petece at July 9th, 2014 23:31 — #12
I told Rick there'd be Froyo.
prestonsturges at July 9th, 2014 23:35 — #13
Someone told him they would have Fudgie The Whale
disarticulate at July 9th, 2014 23:40 — #14
Mutter, mutter, Harruphm!
prestonsturges at July 10th, 2014 00:02 — #15
I didn't get a harrumph outta that guy!
tornpapernapkin at July 10th, 2014 00:14 — #16
Perry: We should use drones to get rid of these immigrant children
Obama: LOLZ drones are for killing children in other countries who don't want to immigrate!
Everyone: LOL SILLY PERRY!
Perry: Dammit, but I want to kill those kids too Can't we at least make camps for gays and make it illegal for women to work outside the home then?
Obama: Oh man, I'm going to piss myself laughing... um.. no.
Perry: grumpy cat face
Wait... I just realized nothing is funny.. Damn it.
timmowarner at July 10th, 2014 00:30 — #19
I think he really only looks like Grumpy Cat in the smaller version. Seen larger it looks more like he's doing one of those "trying to hide a smile by frowning" things. There's light in his eyes and it doesn't look like a genuine grump to me.
rjmeelar at July 10th, 2014 00:31 — #20
Obama just announced that he is eliminating the department of dealing with Rick Perry's Shit. Oops!
boundegar at July 10th, 2014 00:37 — #21
...and the other guy says, "Yeah it's cold, and it's deep, too!"
davide405 at July 10th, 2014 00:41 — #23
I suspect this is more a case of the POTUS handlers enforcing a show of equality.
Everyone knows who the Pres. is, but the Pres. might not recognize everyone else at the table by face and name. Putting a name card in front of everyone except him might be a little too blatant an acknowledgement of the power differential.
That's just my guess, and has no special value.
davide405 at July 10th, 2014 00:44 — #24
I know the joke of which you speak!
Terrific and Topical!
next page →