Dear God,
Thanks for telling the Abrahamic monotheists that I’m unclean and shouldn’t be eaten; but couldn’t you have just made me not delicious?
Sincerely,
Pig
I’ve commented several times on the fact that barbecue places often have happy pigs on their signs. THE PIGS ARE HAPPY TO BE EATEN. WHAT’S WRONG WITH THEM? That prompted a friend to send me this.
Pass the turkey sausage, please.
I read that guy’s name as Tor Johnson and was wondering why I’d never heard that he was into training pigs.
Looks like I need new glasses.
Is that like a drive-through for pigs?
At least they aren’t selling out other members of their own species like SOME mascots I could name.
And it isn’t just limited to the animal world.
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