beschizza — 2014-08-18T07:55:25-04:00 — #1
euansmith — 2014-08-18T08:14:59-04:00 — #2
Oh, Grandma, what a gimpy face you have!
All the better to creepy you out with, child.
vitamincm — 2014-08-18T08:15:07-04:00 — #3
I'm sorry, but this just looks like the DVD cover for the worst, most disturbing gimp porn ever made. I hope I never go to that beach.
waetherman — 2014-08-18T09:04:19-04:00 — #4
Pussy Riot goes to the beach!
sargemisfit — 2014-08-18T10:28:10-04:00 — #5
On the other hand, they do have a certain anti-surveillance appeal
abel — 2014-08-18T11:16:44-04:00 — #6
The should just have their faces printed on the the masks with a slick wet hair look, then they will just look like a scarecrow
derekchan — 2014-08-18T11:18:27-04:00 — #7
Its a lucha libre tie-in opportunity!
jandrese — 2014-08-18T11:20:45-04:00 — #8
Also useful if they need to rob a convenience store on the way to the beach.
halloween_jack_ — 2014-08-18T14:34:05-04:00 — #9
Life imitates Neal Stephenson: in his first novel, The Big U (which Neal himself rather unfairly dismissed as "juvenalia" at one point), there's a college fad in which women wear ski masks, at first because they don't want to be seen without their makeup during late-night fire drills, but then because it gives them license to wear outfits that they otherwise wouldn't want to be caught dead in. Other features of the book: campus sewer LARPing, giant rats, a rail gun, oldskool mainframe hacking, and a performance of the Toccata and Fugue in D minor that literally brings the house down.
beschizza — 2014-08-23T07:55:33-04:00 — #10
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