Bring out The Gimp!!
That looks like a second grader’s art project. Was hideously poor construction in fashion at the time?
I hate you for getting to this joke before me.
I would actually love the photo and composition without the text.
Strangely, they look almost identical to the “face-kini” craze on the beaches of China: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2189877/Meet-Face-Kini-latest-craze-hit-Chinas-beaches-bathers-wear-masks-beat-suns-harmful-rays.html
I’d like to think it might look a little better from the side, as this view seems to obliterate the nose.
“Mother always seemed to be more comfortable with dolls than her real children…”
Well, that would make a startlingly scary improvement to Pulp Fiction.
Holy crap, that’s freaky. Looks like something Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs would have concocted.
It really does. The head’s pretty sharply curved, so a lot of seams will be required, but that really doesn’t explain the terrible stitching around the mouth.
Would HUGH lyke to go SKEEE-INK, Daaaaa-VITCH!?
Skis without a Face, love that film.
It rubs the lotion on its skin?
that is all.
P.S. 19 November 2013: Never forget, puhleeze…
Where’d you find my family photos?!