Creepy couture ski mask from 1962


#1

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#2

Bring out The Gimp!!


#3

That looks like a second grader’s art project. Was hideously poor construction in fashion at the time?


#4

I hate you for getting to this joke before me.


#5

Here, you can make a joke about this one:


#6

I would actually love the photo and composition without the text.


#7

Strangely, they look almost identical to the “face-kini” craze on the beaches of China: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2189877/Meet-Face-Kini-latest-craze-hit-Chinas-beaches-bathers-wear-masks-beat-suns-harmful-rays.html


#8

Burn victim?


#9

I’d like to think it might look a little better from the side, as this view seems to obliterate the nose.


#10

“Mother always seemed to be more comfortable with dolls than her real children…”


#11

Well, that would make a startlingly scary improvement to Pulp Fiction.


#12

Holy crap, that’s freaky. Looks like something Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs would have concocted.


#13

Let’s just go here:


#14

It really does. The head’s pretty sharply curved, so a lot of seams will be required, but that really doesn’t explain the terrible stitching around the mouth.


#15

Would HUGH lyke to go SKEEE-INK, Daaaaa-VITCH!?


#16

Skis without a Face, love that film.


#17

It rubs the lotion on its skin?


#18

latex pr0n.

that is all.


#19

Nope-skis.

Heh.

:wink:

P.S. 19 November 2013: Never forget, puhleeze…


#20

Where’d you find my family photos?!