#1 By: Rob Beschizza, October 24th, 2013 07:49
#2 By: fuzzyfuzzyfungus, October 24th, 2013 08:00
On the plus side, those things let you re-roll any death, black, or grindcore metal-related skill checks at will.
#3 By: Suzanne, October 24th, 2013 08:01
I bet this fits like a second skin.
#4 By: Snagglepuss 62629, October 24th, 2013 08:24
So.....Icelandic yoga pants ?
#5 By: IMB, October 24th, 2013 08:31
Why? Is there a desperate pants shortage?
#6 By: kkaishakunin, October 24th, 2013 09:19
I've always wanted to be a necropantser!
#7 By: IMB, October 24th, 2013 09:26
It puts a new spin on Skinny jeans.
#8 By: Tim Quinn, October 24th, 2013 09:30
Change is good. Especially in your dead friends scrotum which is attached to his skin which you are wearing as pants.
I guess the point is, "Do I want money? Not that much."
#9 By: Maggie Koerth-Baker, October 24th, 2013 09:32
And then we will go dig up some putrefied shark meat and have a lovely night of it!
#10 By: Jardine, October 24th, 2013 09:37
I bet they shrink a lot. Make sure to go up a few sizes.
#11 By: kpkpkp, October 24th, 2013 09:59
Did I see this on Ren & Stimpy?
#12 By: Rob Novak, October 24th, 2013 10:05
It gets lonely during those long Icelandic nights.
#13 By: Gawain Lavers, October 24th, 2013 10:44
"As soon as you step into the pants they will stick to your own skin."
Not if it puts the lotion on its skin.
#14 By: layne, October 24th, 2013 11:06
It's not mentioned that you really need to get a second friend's permission to make the matching skin dinner jacket.
Or is that a Skin-ner jacket?
#15 By: Matan Rochlitz, October 24th, 2013 11:08
#16 By: Charles Buckley, October 24th, 2013 11:10
At least it isn't something weird or creepy
#17 By: Ken, October 24th, 2013 12:06
Nice to know what my next horrible, horrible nightmare is going to be.
#18 By: Cary, October 24th, 2013 12:42
All I could think upon seeing the first sentence was "What do you mean if?"
#19 By: Mark K, October 24th, 2013 13:41
This will be perfect for Iceland's Xipe Totec worship.
#20 By: Cary, October 24th, 2013 14:31
"Super sexy, summertime anti-pervert full-leg-of-hair stockings, essential for all young girls going out,"
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