Jumping Jacks for Jesus: a most excellent '80s TV workout program

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[popobawa4u]

a Southern lady promises to exercise your soul, as well as your behind.

Thank God for Peggy!

[anon41977465]

ok I can see why Jesus is associated with the jumping jack, but what exercise would Satan be associated with? I’m supposed to be getting in shape.

[gt0163c]

Burpees.
Burpees are definitely straight from the devil.

[TobinL]

@anon41977465

but what exercise would Satan be associated with?

Push ups? Squat Thrusts?

[Papasan]

I workout with the Devil daily, and sometimes he brings his friends.

[generic_name]

I don’t think this is how Jesus exercised. I’m pretty sure His main workout was walking on water (try it-- takes a lot of energy to stay on the surface!)

[generic_name]

Ohhhh. . . “feel the burn!”

[Brainspore]

@anon41977465

…what exercise would Satan be associated with?

That would be Yoga.

[anon29631895]

@anon41977465

what exercise would Satan be associated with

Trifurcated back flips

[anon29631895]

@anon41977465

ok I can see why Jesus is associated with the jumping jack

I always pictured Jesus as a gymnastics guy:

[Papasan]

Roger That!

[anon63496581]

@anon41977465

but what exercise would Satan be associated with?