#1 By: pesco, December 18th, 2013 12:32
#2 By: Geth, December 18th, 2013 12:53
Why did he imagine that the clerk would . . . want an alligator?
#3 By: gilbert wham, December 18th, 2013 12:55
Saw the headline on BBS, already knew the story was gonna be from Florida...
#4 By: Tim, December 18th, 2013 12:55
Simple taxonomy mix-up. He just wanted to get crocked.
#5 By: oschene, December 18th, 2013 12:56
Man, if you can't trade 'gators for beer, you're not really free, are you? What's happened to this country, Jay-Bob?
#6 By: Mellivora Capensis, December 18th, 2013 13:12
a $500 fine for "taking possession and selling an alligator, which is a second-degree misdemeanor."
Oh crap! [quietly flushes investment alligator down toilet]
#7 By: bombblastlightningwaltz, December 18th, 2013 13:16
We can deduce the culprit was offering the alligator as "cheap meat" at the meat/deli counter in the market/store.
While his attire was casual his sales pitch was spot on. "Come on hom's. Give me some serveza for this alligator. No body is going too know its not chicken, tastes just like chicken. You going too ask your manager? Ok I wait."
#10 By: bombblastlightningwaltz, December 18th, 2013 13:48
It also says the culprit is tatto'd , 67 yr in the CNN article and 64 yr in the youtube description of video. Maybe it was in a box and he took it out for 'Displaying Ware" when he entered the store.
As a last ditch bid, he was willing too settle for just a 12 pack of Gatorade.
#11 By: waetherman, December 18th, 2013 14:36
A late entry in the "What Could Possibly Go Wrong Awards 2013" - could be a winner!
#12 By: Ant Dude, December 18th, 2013 18:13
You still use Bulletin Board Systems?
#13 By: gilbert wham, December 18th, 2013 18:22
I'm typing this from 1988.
#14 By: Ant Dude, December 18th, 2013 18:44
Oooh, I want a time machine.
#15 By: Geth, December 19th, 2013 14:31
I've eaten gator before and it IS very good, and I guess could pass for chicken - but as far as I know, the only good meat is in the tail.
#16 By: Ibrahim, December 19th, 2013 14:41
Without sound, it kind of looked like he was robbing the place at alligator-point.
#17 By: bombblastlightningwaltz, December 19th, 2013 15:48
If he wore a featherd fedora, shades and trench coat hawking gater tails, perhaps it would bean less conspicuous.
#18 By: bombblastlightningwaltz, December 19th, 2013 15:52
Yeah, unless you like haggis.
#19 By: pesco, December 23rd, 2013 12:32
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