Police notice alligator foot dangling out of Florida man's car dash, and bust him for killing it


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#2

It’s just a cell phone holder, sir.


#3

I was hoping it was plastic. :disappointed:


#4

Ladies and Gentlemen: Florida!


#5

“dat ain’t alli’gator, dat only be part’degator.”


#6

I’m betting that it did NOT taste like chicken.


#7

@Mindysan33 must be busy in meatspace. Hope she won’t mind if I do the honors…


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It’s like a SyFy special based on Ed Gein/Psycho.


#10

both alligator and crocodile are a delicious white light flakey meat somewhere between chicken and fish. i have to say they are both quite tasty. I’m sure they’d think the same of me.


#11

Having tasted rattlesnake, I’d have to agree.


#12

Funny, I found rattlesnake to taste between greasy chicken and oily fish - almost exactly like reptile.


#13

I smell a new Carl Hiaasen novel. Or a touching short film about a boy who receives the gift of a baby alligator that’s missing one foot.


#14

I’d say Florida Man had a leg up, but it really looks like he got off on the wrong foot.


#15

Honestly Reportedly, we’re a little gamey.


#16

#FloridaMan meme:


#17

Wait - couldn’t he put a stick on it and claim it was a novelty back scratcher?


#18

Hey, as long as it’s posted!


#19

Are you trying to malign the ukulele? :wink:


#20

Possibly blasphemous on Scalzimas, although Scalzimas is probably inclusive of blasphemers, so not damned if you do and not damned if you don’t. Durn confounding humanists :yum: