It’s just a cell phone holder, sir.
I was hoping it was plastic. 
Ladies and Gentlemen: Florida!
“dat ain’t alli’gator, dat only be part’degator.”
I’m betting that it did NOT taste like chicken.
It’s like a SyFy special based on Ed Gein/Psycho.
both alligator and crocodile are a delicious white light flakey meat somewhere between chicken and fish. i have to say they are both quite tasty. I’m sure they’d think the same of me.
Having tasted rattlesnake, I’d have to agree.
Funny, I found rattlesnake to taste between greasy chicken and oily fish - almost exactly like reptile.
I smell a new Carl Hiaasen novel. Or a touching short film about a boy who receives the gift of a baby alligator that’s missing one foot.
I’d say Florida Man had a leg up, but it really looks like he got off on the wrong foot.
Honestly Reportedly, we’re a little gamey.
#FloridaMan meme:
Wait - couldn’t he put a stick on it and claim it was a novelty back scratcher?
Hey, as long as it’s posted!
Are you trying to malign the ukulele? 
Possibly blasphemous on Scalzimas, although Scalzimas is probably inclusive of blasphemers, so not damned if you do and not damned if you don’t. Durn confounding humanists 
