Monkey from Pirates of the Caribbean bites makeup artist's ear

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That’s not half as bad as what the monkey allegedly bit in Carl Hiaasen’s Bad Monkey.

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Monkeys don’t like when humans make them pets…

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That’s what they get for not ponying up for Crystal’s salary…

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Came here to make a Bad Monkey reference. Both disappointed and gratified that someone beat me to it.

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well, of course – IT’S A MONKEY. biting and being generally evil is what they DO.

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Worst part is it’s a cursed monkey. If you shoot it, you can’t kill it.

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“Never work with children or animals.”
—W.C. Fields

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@monkeyoh - care to weigh in?

Or do you just want to bite everybody and fling poo?

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At least she wasn’t bitten by a human centipede; their saliva is nasty.

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Yes.  

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i rest my case. :o)

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