Namaste, we agree!
Mind if I park my asshole on your dining room table for a few minutes? I don’t believe in toilet paper, btw. Bad for my septic tank, and there’s that whole bleach-plus-unsustainable-lumbering thing. Oh, and let me plonk my feet up here as well. Boy it feels good to get those Birkies off. I was walking in that cow pasture since the sun came up, think I stepped in a few, btw, tried to scrape most of it off on your steps, but that fresh stuff, oh, it does feel warm on the toes!
::ACHOO:: my goodness, that went everywhere!. So Sorry. All that healthy pollen, and I still can’t get the right dose of apple-cider vinegar to get my body to ignore it. I dunno. I’m certainly not going to see a doctor – they’d be after me about vaccinations again, or some other rubbish. Say, can I borrow your deodorant rock? My butt keeps sweating, we really should have put a table-cloth up here…
