To the last, I grapple with thee; from hells dong, I stab at thee.
For dildo’s sake, I spit my pink thong at thee!
If detective movies have taught me anything it’s that most cops don’t appreciate a Private Dick poking around in their business.
Well, if you take it out, it’s not really a “private” dick anymore, is it?
Cop did not shoot assailant?
Just don’t try it with this model.
The world’s smallest lightsaber plus holster?
Not an American cop.
Overstatement of the year.
That can easily get out of control
It’s apparently not the Land of the Free.
no taser, pepperspray, beanbags, head kicking, dogs, flash bangs either …
Forty years ago this was so subversive…
The policeman appeared to reach for his pepper spray while slap-fighting with the blotto dildo-wielder, but stopped once he gained control of the phallus. Displaying such restraint would be rare in the US, unfortunately.
Warning: Do not attempt while black in the USA.
It’s like punk Harpo Marx! Sublime.
This gentleman seems to be enjoying a rather relaxing pastime.
