#1 By: Cory Doctorow, December 18th, 2013 22:24
#2 By: teapot, December 18th, 2013 22:31
Not bad doctorow.... but I raise you a
#3 By: Midnight Commander, December 19th, 2013 00:10
You'd better not trout, you'd better not (fish) fry, Santapus is coming to town.
#4 By: Flugfrei_Jones, December 19th, 2013 00:23
you'd better not -splarb-, you'd better not -blap-, santapus is coming to town.
#5 By: Edwin Gore, December 19th, 2013 00:29
I think I need a unicorn chaser after Scroto Claus...
#6 By: miasm, December 19th, 2013 01:29
#7 By: Matt Jacobson, December 19th, 2013 03:27
He'll seize you when you're sleeping...
He gnaws you with his beak...
Those tentacles are slippery,
He's a big eight-legged freak!
Oh, you better not pout,
You better not cry,
See him about,
You'll think that you're high!
Sant-a-pus is coming to town!
#8 By: Tim Quinn, December 19th, 2013 04:10
Better not have sex better not give birth* SantaPus is coming to town.
from Wiki However, reproduction is a cause of death: males can only live for a few months after mating, and females die shortly after their eggs hatch.
#9 By: Juan Rudametkin, December 19th, 2013 05:07
So that's why tentacle rape hentai is not one of the twelve days of Christmas, then.
#10 By: CLamb, December 19th, 2013 14:09
They have the face upside down! The mouth would be on the bottom of the creature--not visible at all in this view. Suspension of disbelief is really a complex thing.
#11 By: Tim, December 19th, 2013 14:15
I was imagining something more like Davy Jones from Pirates of the Caribbean.
#12 By: Matt Jacobson, December 19th, 2013 16:12
After a tragic telepod accident at North Pole R&D, Santa is accidentally fused with an octopus trained to wrap presents (another elf R&D failure). Hilarity ensues.
#13 By: Cory Doctorow, December 23rd, 2013 22:24
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