Skinny jeans blamed for health troubles

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Yeah, but when we were teens/kids nobody thought it was a good idea to tape a pink bow to the head of a baby in order to police its gender expression, pink legos didn’t exist, and gender wasn’t as rigidly binary as it is now. The very terms ‘man bun’, ‘guy liner’, ‘one legged trousers’ all point to increased binaries and increased masculine fragility. (Thanks Obama)

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Isn’t the phrase Thanks Obama overused? Thanks Obama. (Oh shiiiiiiiiit :smiley: (if it wasn’t clear that was a joke))

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I am rather partial to Eldridge Cleaver’s three legged pants.

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That is a magnificent gif :slight_smile:

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Wait until they find out what marriage rings can do.

There are possible acute effects as well:
Sacramento man faces hate crime charges after stabbing musicians for being ‘f*ggots in skinny jeans’

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What are you? Zaphod?

“I’d like to start by saying this article sucks!”

“Yeah, up yours Boing Boing!”

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I had compartment syndrome after a motorcycle accident. I had to be cut out of MY OWN SKIN. After the swelling starts, I don’t think it matters too much what you’re wearing. Doc said that he could cut me nice and straight, or I would split all jagged like.

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