doctorow at April 7th, 2014 15:01 — #1
jenonymous at April 7th, 2014 15:07 — #2
Aaaw, snap, I thought that guys were finally getting the equivalent of fruit-leather edible panties. And I totally would get a pair of edible taco-flavored nipple shields for any suitable gentleman callers.
spunkytws at April 7th, 2014 15:44 — #3
prestonsturges at April 7th, 2014 16:42 — #4
Well we used to go to Florida and get these weird sunburns, like the time the backs of my ears gut sunburned and scabbed over, or getting sunburned in the part of your hair. The one year, my nipples got sunburned, and then they started to crack, and when I'd go in the ocean the salt water would sting my nipples.
mikekstar at April 7th, 2014 17:13 — #5
I'm glad they come packages of six instead of the more atypical odd numbered count. However, a package of 3 nipple shields would be so Japanese.
samsam at April 7th, 2014 17:15 — #6
The pack of six is actually for sharing between two people.
zzzz at April 7th, 2014 17:27 — #7
Hey man, nipple shields are funny until, after a run, you realize you've got bloody nipples. Okay?
gilbertwham at April 7th, 2014 17:36 — #8
Did they taste like tacos?
prestonsturges at April 7th, 2014 17:44 — #9
fnc at April 7th, 2014 18:05 — #10
Last thing you want is a nipple visible when you're sporting a collared shirt and tie, carrying a bucket, and picking your nose.
karl_jones at April 7th, 2014 18:20 — #11
The package reads: "Beauty Help for Men"
This is not Fashion. Fashion does not need help. Fashion is above help. Fashion is proud, noble, self-complete.
Help-fashion is more like a lifesaver to a drowning man, or a spacesuit to David Bowman -- that kind of thing. Useful, but graceless.
As for what the hell is in that package? I don't care to know.
douglas_stuart at April 7th, 2014 19:10 — #12
I would buy those. As I've gotten older, I've gained weight. As I moved to the South, I've found wearing T shirts under dress shirts sweat inducingly hot. That's a combination that leads to products like these. Or yoga pants recalls.
boundegar at April 7th, 2014 19:52 — #13
Wooo dawggy! I am so there!
pjcamp at April 7th, 2014 22:04 — #14
How's this different from pasties?
smashmartian at April 7th, 2014 22:06 — #15
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smashmartian at April 7th, 2014 23:29 — #16
The use of tortillas, avocado and chile and instead of pastry, swede and potato?
redesigned at April 8th, 2014 00:08 — #17
tex-mex is fine, but i prefer cool ranch flavored nipple shields.
seriously though, okay i get the three sports icons, these prevent chafing, but "beauty help" and "for fashion" i don't get? are people wearing these like pasties?
anyone have translations for the Japanese text?
isn't that six sets, 12 total?
ethel at April 8th, 2014 09:41 — #18
Not to be confused with actual and useful nipple shields for troublesome latch: http://www.medelabreastfeedingus.com/tips-and-solutions/112/nipple-shields
snig at April 8th, 2014 10:34 — #19
gilbertwham at April 8th, 2014 10:55 — #20
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