Don't Look at My Nipples


#1

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2017/10/26/dont-look-at-my-nipples.html


#2

Not sure I get the point of all this.


#3

I don’t wear shirts that you can see my nipples. I only have a couple that might be offenders, and if so, I wear an undershirt too. Yeah, its kinda tacky if you have a dress shirt that fails at looking dressing.

Some clubby thing like that see through number in the article is a different matter. If I wore something like that (lol, no), it would be fine.


#4

Nipple pheromone?


#5

The point has been discreetly covered.


#6

Think we can milk this for a bit?


#7

That shouldn’t be too hard.


#8

I suspect it’ll soon get udderly ridiculous.


#9

Nipples. Many sizes, many shapes. Some on my back!


#10

Do they come in packs of three? Asking for a friend.


#12

What’s not to understand? It’s a pheromone produced by the nipple. Or a maybe a pheromone sensed by the nipple. Or I guess it could be a pheromone made from ground nipples.


#13

I wonder if nipple viewing is the worst of it, compared to unsolicited dick pics in one’s DMs/emails?


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#16

I thought Nippleus Erectus was dead.


#17

Some have even more complicated problems to solve:

http://www.theoi.com/Gallery/S6.12.html

So have a Baal, making those puns, o Moderns, but for the ancients, this issue was Not a Problem.


#18

I see potential for getting some revenge here. Perhaps fashion will eventually require all men to wear a #$%ing bra in public.


#19

I believe the proper term is “bro.”


#21

image


#22

Anybody else notice that the manssiere in the advertisement not only covered up the protuberances the young woman found so distracting, it also made our hero taller and younger?