#1 By: Cory Doctorow, July 2nd, 2013 22:55
1995 saw the launch of the now-classic Disneyland ride Indiana Jones and the Temple of the Forbidden Eye; to promote it, they arranged to have Patti LaBelle headline a (pretty terrible) Indiana Jones-themed halftime show at that year's Superbowl, which is apparently some sort of foot-the-ball thing. Super Bowl 1995 Halftime Show (via Hot and… READ THE REST
#2 By: Antinous, July 2nd, 2013 23:21
Thank you for this vivid reminder of why I don't watch television.
#3 By: ahecht, July 3rd, 2013 00:27
Interestingly, as the story goes, this half-time show is the reason the animatronic Indiana Jones figures on the ride look nothing like Harrison Ford. Apparently, Ford allowed the ride to use his likeness as long as he didn't have to do any publicity for it whatsoever. Somehow, a copy of the script for the halftime show was accidentally sent to Ford, who was so angry that he revoked the permission to use his face on the ride. Imagineers had to do last-minute tweaks to the figures, stretching and pulling the faces to distort them enough to pass legal muster.
Either that, or the sculptors couldn't get the face right and spread that story as an excuse.
#4 By: garyiacobucci, July 3rd, 2013 01:42
This is seriously like Star Wars Holiday Special level of terrible. How has this gone forgotten until now?
#5 By: Jon Herbert, July 3rd, 2013 02:58
It's more of a hand-the-ball thing, apparently.
#6 By: Nelson Cunnington, July 3rd, 2013 07:36
Are we sure that it's not something to do with cricket? The clue is in the name, surely? The Super Bowl.
#7 By: IronEdithKidd, July 3rd, 2013 08:36
Ill conceived doesn't even begin to cover it. Hey, at least they found a use for all those left over Hammerpants.
#8 By: Maik, July 3rd, 2013 09:44
Wait.. she was lip syncing?
#9 By: Cory Doctorow, July 7th, 2013 22:55
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