Damn, I'll be out of town...
Although, the Unarians run second fiddle to my true saviors -- The Lovely Miss Velma (the most powerful woman in the world) and Dr Ole Jaggers (I think that they took over the Unarius church building) Universal World Church
I need to dig out and scan all of my old mailings from them. One of my few regrets is that I never went to one of their services -- who knows what could have happened to me if I had been anointed with oil from the 7 "feet" lamp of mamre. Dr Jaggers had a dozen new degrees added to his CV in every mailing.
The Lovely Miss Velma's Christmas show: