#1 By: Xeni Jardin, December 17th, 2013 12:38
#2 By: Spence, December 17th, 2013 12:39
#3 By: Alexis, December 17th, 2013 12:49
I sincerely thank you for your journalistic integrity.
#4 By: Genevieve Moore, December 17th, 2013 13:15
You guys need to post the Unicorn Chaser first, so that we scroll down to see it after reading the freaky article. As it is, I see the chaser and go "On no, what's coming next?"
#5 By: Rhyolite, December 17th, 2013 13:34
That planet is going to have one hell of a tidal swing.
#6 By: Anthony Vicari, December 17th, 2013 13:39
Maybe the moon is made of cotton candy?
#7 By: Tribune1984, December 17th, 2013 13:47
where did the hand of foot article that was up earlier go? (and I assume the reason for the unicorn chaser)
#8 By: tim h, December 17th, 2013 14:23
The unicorn chaser is less helpful after reading "The Equoid" by Charles Stross.
#9 By: Daneyul, December 17th, 2013 14:36
Yep. I missed that so this seems to be a unicorn without purpose.
So I'll just assume it's here because of the recent posts about Shia Labeouf.
#10 By: Tribune1984, December 17th, 2013 14:52
Well here is a link - warning pictures after jump may have required a unicorn (assuming that the bbc news logo in the preview is not going to change to the picture from the article in which case this response may require unicorn therapy ) Then again you may prefer to follow the Shia LeBeouf line of things.
#11 By: He who must not be named, December 17th, 2013 14:58
I'm counting this Unicorn chaser as overdue for Mr. Moth with his distending scent organs. *shivers*
#12 By: Daneyul, December 17th, 2013 15:11
Yikes! I can see where that might require a unicorn.
Though at least the poor guy seems to be in a good hospital. Looks like they're waiting on him hand and foot.
#13 By: IronEdithKidd, December 17th, 2013 15:41
The picture was supposed to be after the jump? It was right there, front and center, on my RSS feed. GAHHHH!!!!111
Thanks for the zippy chaser, Xeni.
#14 By: Carl Whithof, December 17th, 2013 16:57
First thought on observing: what, a unicorn whose horn is a dandelion puff?
#15 By: technogeek, December 17th, 2013 18:04
Problem is, I'm now thinking of a unicorn chaser in the sense equivalent to ambulance chaser -- "Gored by a unicorn? We can get you a big settlement! Call 555-UNI-CORN to speak to one of our lawyers..."
#16 By: Gregory Bloom, December 17th, 2013 19:39
But let's not lose sight of the essential truth of unicorns.
#17 By: Tim, December 17th, 2013 19:50
Me, I'm all about efficiency.
#18 By: pjcamp, December 17th, 2013 22:25
I need a unicorn to chase my boombox?
I'm all confused.
#19 By: teapot, December 17th, 2013 22:56
I need a unicorn chaser for the terrible shoop on that unicorn!
#20 By: Xeni Jardin, December 22nd, 2013 12:38
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