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Continuing the discussion from A nerd’s 12 best and worst films from 2014:

So, in the interests of cinematic scholarship, what are some mainstream, non-rated-X so probably rated R or at least non-porno, films wherein one has seen a wang?

In this age of google, let’s keep it to films one has seen with ones own eyes

My wife and I were keeping an unofficial list of junks-I-have-seen at some point, but have rather lost track.

The Pillow Book := Ewan McGregor
The Cooler := William H. Macy (I think? Or maybe just his butt and balls)

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I haven’t seen it in a while, but I believe you can see Viggo Mortensen’s wang for a split second in Eastern Promises.

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Oh, and of course Graham Chapman offers a full frontal in Life of Brian (around 3:10).

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If you’re a Greenaway fan, I might not need to say anything about “Prospero’s Books” - almost the entire cast is nude, so there is more Wang than a 1980 data center. Also I love that it is one of Greenaway’s most ambitious and beautiful pictures, without the undercurrent of morbid cynicism he sometimes dwells upon.

In Roeg’s “The Man Who Fell to Earth” David Bowie is shown nude for a while.

Many of the movies I have don’t shy away from nudity, even male nudity. My ex used to think that was exciting, except they were usually too challenging for her to feel hedonistic about.

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I think in Ewan McGregor’s case it’s more difficult to find a film in which he hasn’t got his cock out.

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WITH A CONSPICUOUS ABSENCE OF WANG

XD I know, that was a let-down for many.

So, that’s what his Star Wars films lacked…

You can get an eyeful of Joe Dallesandro in Andy Warhol’s Flesh.

A few glimpses of Ewan’s wang could only have helped the Star Wars prequels.

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When I was a kid and first saw “Colossus: The Forbin Project” I was utterly freaked out about Dr Forbin’s and Dr. Markham’s bed scene, which had them in a dimly lit room wearing flesh colored body suits. I found it more disturbing than if they were actually naked.

What films passed the Mull of Kintyre test?

Good question BUT NOT FOR THIS THREAD - you must only post WANGS THAT HAVE INTERPENETRED YOUR OCULAR ORIFICES.

If I have a list then I can watch them on Amazon then rate them.

Actually, does anyone know what will happen if I start reviewing films on Amazon based on the penis shots in them?

Hunger has some brief penis shots, as well as a long shot with Michael Fassbender’s pubic hair (No penis though).

G-D DAMMIT CALL IT A WANG 

 

kids these days no respect i mean i am telling you

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Will cock, dick or knob do?

 

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