You are invited to your cousin AJ Jacob's family reunion!

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Somewhere in this there will be a pitch for a pyramid scheme or a cult.

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As Dr. Oz is one of the guests, I’m guessing that there will be an amazing drug that turns you into a pyramid cultist.

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Nah, its just your garden variety arboreal cult.

I would easily pay two times this to watch Henry Louis Gates fight Dr. Oz.

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That’d be wizard!

I keep telling you that catchphrase is never going to make it.

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So, a $25 convention festival with a bunch of random familyish stuff. I can respect the promotional strategy.

Are all Earth’s animals and plants etc. invited? On second thought, I feel kind of bad that some of these relatives invited to the party will inevitably be eaten D-:

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