Probably needs to get audited.
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So, thatâs a matched-pair, right? With sequential serial numbers? 'Cause I donât want no random set of two custom drivers.
Also, isnât there a chance that the drivers might be corrupted by sending them through e-mail? Can I pay an extra fee to have the drivers transferred to an AQ DragonFly and hand-delivered?
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Donât get sucked into buying the electronic air directionizers. Just put a couple of fans behind the speakers and you can pretty much double your volume. I get the oscillating fans, so I can turn on the Leslie speakers for that great Hammond sound.
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Sequential serial numbers are known to cause severe advanced audio coupling, unfortunately. The algorithm we use assigns serial numbers based on the specific configuration of the room and the angle of your roof. In this way we can offer fool proof audio advancement integration without the normal moire problems. I am sure you wouldnât want those kinds of problems when that friend of yours with the big ears comes over for a test listen. Yikes!
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Itâs a rather special step on the long climb to language fluidity. I smiled a little when it happened to me the first time 
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ErâŚright. Giant economy size snake oil, please.
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âThe-Earâ link was priceless and it has the bonus of offering up further evidence to support Poeâs Law. I realised if anyone was to write a subtle parody of the audiophiles it would read exactly like that.
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Gold! Itâs the way you tell 'emâŚ
That only works with fragile bones from chickens raised in the most super-cruel of battery farms though. The higher calcium density in free-range chicken bones interferes with the wave structure at a granular level.
Nah, cos theyâll hear them coming, see?
Pfft. They protect you from iphones, silly.
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It means that they used seven cats to make each cable.
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The only possible scenario I can imagine is if you replaced the banana-jacks with rj45 jacks and ran the analog signal from the amplifier to the speakers using TP cables. Why you would do that, I canât imagine, but I can imagine some people would do it just for kicks⌠Heck Iâm considering it right nowâŚ
I think itâs a scam.
Consider
a 20.0 m interconnect for $8600
500 ft of ethernet cable for $6400
And
a half metre balanced interconnect for $6050 (Add $56600 for the 20 metre variant
Itâs a damn shame, because I was seriously considering picking up a AudioQuest dragonfly to drive my headphones. Now, Iâm not so sure.
I had the same experience. Cut open a Cat6 and said âHey, did somebody mislabel some cat5E? Thereâs no shielding in here!â but it turns out that once you get the twist right you donât need any other signal isolation. The Category rating is determined by the electrical characteristics and not by morphology.
I have a 2â x 2â x 4â box of static air that I will sell you for only $16,000 - which a really good price. Make sure you handle it carefully though; I canât be responsible for any mis-alignment that may occur when you unpack it.
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mmmmâŚBanana Jacks. Just look at 'em.
Funny - my first thought was that these are sold to the same asshats that moan about the unfairness of wealth distribution!
As a person who worked on real-time audio over Ethernet, I have no words to describe the amount and depth of idiocy represented by this cable.
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For $10,000 you can hire people to listen to the music for you.
