2020 Election Thread (formerly: 2020 Presidential Candidates Thread) (Part 1)

Kerry was completely useless in 2004 and would be even more overwhelmed now

Whatever is wrong with Biden is much much more wrong with Kerry

Anybody promoting John Kerry again wants the Democratic nominee to lose

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Good point, but it was the “free sex” that tripped me up. I thought conservatives were the ones who make sure no one charges for it.

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https://www.twopartyopera.com/comic/iowa-caucus/

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Can we stop with the fucking prosecutors already?

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And also gave a major boost to Obama in 2008 and Sanders in 2016. Stereotyping Iowa can be misleading.

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Is that some guy is using it to get you to watch his channel that he monetized - and shows zero about where it comes from? It certainly plays right into stereotypes and gets the clicks.

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Can we leave Iowa yet?

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they hear “free money” and don’t bother asking what they’re losing in return. it’s the same for both trump and yang

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The NYT this morning, following up on its dual endorsement and hedging against a Sanders victory in Iowa by allowing for the possibility of “multiple winners”:

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Biden, complete with his grin, will have a prime spot on the Good Place Committee in the afterlife.

"We’ll just keep on unilaterally giving up more and more until this demon is finally happy!”

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I know what I posted earlier, but…

You need a better system than this.

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Definitely need a better system.

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That we do not have any results from the Iowa Democratic caucuses yet is a shame. The Iowa Democratic Party and the DNC are showing great incompetence. If Iowa wants to be in the spotlight, they should get their shit together. Right now, they are just helping Trump and the Republicans to paint all Democrats as totally incompetent.

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They’ve got five months to sort it out and no reason to hurry

Surely there’s news out there on the interwebs about something else if we need another dopamine hit

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I hate conspiracy theories as much as the next person, but seriously, contributing $100,000 to a company called fucking Shadow to develop a brand new untested app for tabulating caucus results and then declaring victory while the entire caucus process is 6 feet deep in muck because the application turned out to be total unaudited garbage that the DNC refuses to comment on is just a little on the nose, don’t you think?

Jesus.

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I’m proud to announce my victory in the Iowa Democratic Caucuses.

Iowa - you showed the kind of boldness of vision needed to defeat Trump by choosing someone who was not even running.

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