2020 Election Thread (formerly: 2020 Presidential Candidates Thread) (Part 1)

Well, at least they might report that.

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Bloomberg is running for the sole purpose of ensuring that the Republicans win the White House.

(No, I am not predicting a win for Trump. Read what I wrote, again).

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Well, if both parties nominate a Republican, that will ensure that a Republican wins, yes

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Ding, ding, ding!

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In the early 19th century there was something called “The Anti-Masonic Party,” which didn’t like guess who, but either the Masons were so entrenched in everything or the party itself was such a joke that they ended up nominating a Mason themselves in 1832

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I wonder what clued poll respondents in? Did they finally get aroind to watching ~10 seconds of his debate performances?

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While standing right next to him. Get his ass!

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Canadian health care will come up sooner or later.

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She is taking this man to the cleaners tonight and I am here for it. On Twitter, anyway, where I don’t have to listen to the rest of whatever the hell Chuck Todd thinks he’s doing.

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I liked Fast Company’s headline:

Michael Bloomberg was reduced to rubble in the first 7 minutes of the Democratic debate

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As it should be.

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I’m not at all sure about that.

Yes. All the more so for not being a buffoonish clown.

In addition to using legal threats from his company to cover for the misdeeds of the Chinese government, Bloomberg is on tape (since Xi declared himself president for life), arguing, at length, that Xi Jinping is not a dictator.

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Bloomberg spent the first hour and a half of the debate looking like he was about to throw up.

Get the man some Pepto Bismol.

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He’s not used to the help talking back.

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