2020 Election Thread (formerly: 2020 Presidential Candidates Thread) (Part 1)

Compared to what, Politico, the 4 year long dear leader asshole licking Trump got from Fox news?

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Trump got the same goddam thing and shat himself. Let’s not both-sides this thing.

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They should host a town hall for Trump. I’m sure they’ll be happy to be on stage with him not wearing a mask.

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Mike Pence is frickin terrified of Kamala Harris.

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“Mr. Vice President, you can’t get cooties through a plexiglass divider.”

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She should bring her own.

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That or he’s intentionally trying to get her sick.

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How is his physician in any position to attest to who his patient hasn’t been in contact with?

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Facebook has finally realized that Trump is going to lose.

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Biden has a 12 point lead in Pennsylvania. 54 to 42.

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As well he should be. I don’t agree with Kamala Harris on many things but she is a warrior with words as her weapons.

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And Trump is starting to walk back his nonsense on blocking the coronavirus relief bill.

Must have been some hot discussions going on in his campaign and his big money boys. So stupid- political malpractice.

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Stock market dropped 300 points is why he’s walking it back.

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Mostly I think parody songs succeed or fail on the novelty and unpredictability of the themes and rhymes. In this case, the line, “I broke my promise, won’t keep my distance” was predictable, but deeply satisfying. Like I just knew it was meant to be.

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There’s two different criteria- work for the erudite listener- or work to demoralize the Trump Campaign and piss off Donnie.

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My phone fed me a headline this morning of “Biden says there shouldn’t be a debate if Trump still has COVID.” I found myself thinking, “Biden should position this as concern for the staff who have to work on the debate and talking about how many white house staff are already sick.” And then I was like, “Am I really thinking about how to politically position the issue of cancelling a debate because one candidate has a deadly, contagious virus?!?”

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As it is above, so below.

But we’re not a monarchy- our grail is an election.

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