2020 Election Thread (formerly: 2020 Presidential Candidates Thread) (Part 1)

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does anyone wonder if trump’s main reaction after it all sinks in is going to be one of massive relief?

those three hours a day he’s had to spend presidenting is probably the hardest he’s ever had to work in his whole life.

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Not in Michigan, the full count was nearly done at the time the suit was filed, and our SOS is committed to counting votes as state law allows/requires.

:joy: Serious shade. Love it!

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everything i know about shade i learned from my mother and from @Melizmatic hats off to both of them.

eta–mrs. navarro dispenses with shade and just goes full-on for the throat. that can be a useful technique too.

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My mom’s joke: Trump committed a classic blunder with Michigan; he thought it was all friendly with the big high five, but he forgot that you can’t see what the middle finger is doing under that mitten…

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Will the Trump pardons all drop on Friday? Or will he screw all those people he probably promised pardons over now that he doesn’t need them?

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I’d guess the latter. But i find it really tough to speculate on just what else he’ll do.

It’s a frightening prospect to me, a prez who lost but insists he didn’t still being in office for a couple of months.

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Fuel up the jet! Da

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I suppose air force one flight plans are kept out of the normal system, and not publicly available.

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Dunno, but this is sure interesting:

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I’d like to claim Trump’s Twitter account, to stem the stream of diarrhea flowing from his fingers.

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“What the hell am I not paying you assholes for?!”

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Well there’s a nice thing to imagine…

:smile_cat:

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Large? That’s maybe 35-40 people.

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We need a split screen live video of Phoenix and Philadelphia protesters.

“Stop the Count!”

“Count them all!”

So all the Trumpkins can cancel each other out.

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