2022 Russian invasion of Ukraine (Part 1)

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Sometimes itā€™s hard to know where to draw the line between ā€œstanding in solidarity with the international community to isolate the Putin regimeā€ and just getting downright silly.

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Itā€™s not like Russian troops wouldnā€™t have known they were firing on a nuclear reactor.

And itā€™s not like they would have done so without orders from above.

I trust Putinā€™s pull-back to allow firefighters in as far as I can throw him.

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International Cat Federation bans Russian cats from competitions

Now thereā€™s a Best in Show Part 2 idea.

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Ooh, that oneā€™s gotta hurt.

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ā€œIn Soviet Russia cat judges YOU! (No wait, that true for cats in every country.)ā€

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this reminds me of the israeli attack on the osirak facility in 1981 except on a larger scale.

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As the saying goes, even a broken clock is right twice a day.

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Well, except that Israel actually cared about that one. Israel seemingly couldnā€™t give AF about Ukraine or itā€™s nuke plants. Or itā€™s people for that matter. Neither does Russia.

(Insert Israeli crickets chirping here)

Wait, waitā€¦

Israel is keen to keep rank with its U.S. ally on the crisis. But it is also mindful of Moscowā€™s military sway in next-door Syria, where Israel regularly strikes Iranian targets. Israeli-Russian contacts prevent them trading fire by accident.

(As of 2014, Russia is Israelā€™s largest supplier of crude oil (alongside Kazakhstan and Azerbaijan). As of 2016, Russia was Israelā€™s main supplier of oil.)

The way to end this war is oil as a weapon.

(Insert American crickets chirping here)

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Well, that rhetoric escalated quickly.

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The attack on a nuclear power plant makes a pretty damning case even more damning.

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ā€œBut Pooky Fluffybottom was born in Marthaā€™s Vineyard!ā€

Please. No one is going to try Putin in court. The only way he would ever get his just desserts is if someone offs him.

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He can be charged, but as long as he stays out of member nations, he canā€™t be arrested.

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They can try him in absentia if they have to, but I do agree that one of his entourage turning on him is still the more likely comeuppance.

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Hate to be a pessimist, but I wonā€™t hold my breath. This is only the latest war Putin got Russia involved in, and has never faced any consequences.

You canā€™t apply law and order to authoritarians who make their own.

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Perhaps not, but you can cut them off from international society. And even the worst autocrats get deposed once in a while. Letā€™s not forget Slobodan MiloÅ”ević.

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