Held by Russia since 2014.
I assumed that is what was meant when The Guardian reported that he was “gone missing”.
Gone Missing is my new favorite Russian garage band.
Is that what the kids are calling it these days? “Lovely plummage, the Russian General. He’s not dead, he’s merely caught up in an audit.”
In Russia, prisons audit you with never ending bright light, rubber hoses and loud K-pop.
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Mr. Putin, an amateur revisionist historian, devoted a significant part of his initial televised address during the mutiny to Russia’s downfall in World War I.
Posting this for the humor only. Apparently Iranian humor…
So, what’s different now?
The boat belongs to billionaire Alexey Mordashov, the sixth-richest person in Russia.
While I’d prefer it to be sunk, I take heart in the fact that having a superyacht in Vladivostok is only costing him money without providing any of the benefits of owning a superyacht.