Now you’ve got me thinking about fabulous, bounding drag queens. That has to go on the other list, the potentially awesome things to come. 
What, “Risk of ugly infographic”, and “Risk of listening to so-called experts making useless predictions” did not make the list?
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Yeah, where’s the risk that 99% (or a simple majority) will rise up to demand UBI? 
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welp…
That’s so checks notes 2016?
That year sucked too.
Wait… what about Doctor Who fans? Who do they back?
That’s only right and just. Also, best soundtrack at the Grammys?
Jinx!
As long as it’s not Zombie Harry Dean Stanton…
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Neil Stephenson’s Seveneves is another good one.
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You haven’t seen “The Windsors” then? That was almost an actual plotline (but it was Camilla offering herself to Trump IIRC).
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That poor baby. Half lizard - half asshole.
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The UN (finally) declares the US FDA’s 2013 ban on Mimolette imports a crime against humanity.
TIL I learned about cheese mites.
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Just gonna recycle this one here:
… the Seveneves reference I made was in a different thread.
Uh, here’s some Haribo Gummi Happi Cola Bottles instead.
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Awww… come on!
It needs to be a chalk board and show the Vegas line, like grown up bookies use
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As did I.
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Somewhat interesting aside: I seem to remember reading somewhere that the Queen has stopped breeding corgis as she’s aware of her mortality.
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Paris, Texas retroactively wins the Oscar.
Ry Cooder
Still happens.
I enjoyed Repo Man, but Paris, Texas was a masterpiece.
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Needs its own BBS topic thread.
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“Repo Man retroactively wins the 1984’s Oscar Best Picture of the Year somehow (probably related to COVID 20).”
Finally, something that would make the rest of 2020 worth it all!
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these so-called experts also left out the 70-80 feral hogs.
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I lost faith in the graphic right away when I noticed the “Less” and “More” arrows at the top point around the circle the wrong way.
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Anyone else notice that the top eight of these risks are all owner-class concerns? You have to get all the way down to number 9, which is “another disease outbreak”, to get to one that is a danger to people and not markets.
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Hmm… no. Not quite.
They upped the hogs? I thought it was 30-40?
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It’s 2020. Better put in a factor of safety…
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