38% of Americans won't buy Corona beer "under any circumstances"

Further evidence that people will see what they want to see.

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The more of it you have, the more likely you are to end up soaking wet?

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If someone offers me a Corona, I’m drinking it, dammit.

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idiots the real real reason you get corona virus sipping corona on the beach is not the beer its the coronal mass ejections from the sun duh.

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I know a number of people who will be watching to see if Corona is discounted vs. other beers they might purchase. Price point, not taste, is a factor here.

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Just spray the keys with Lysol and you should be okay.

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It seems like this poll may not be about what people think it’s about. Most of the people in this thread have palates too sophisticated for Corona, and there’s another chunk of Americans who won’t buy an overtly Mexican product like this (even though they’ll buy a MAGA hat that’s made in China).

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That’s a relief. They say that, depending on the kind of Smith-Corona virus you get, you could end up with no memory and no colon.

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Whew! Just as long as Dos Equis is safe…

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"The people will survive, in their environment. . .

. . . I only had a Corona, five cent deposit."

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What about buying Covid cables? You’d think they’d be more annoyed that searching for “Covid” brings up pages of articles on Covid-19

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Why not sell the corporate naming rights to all kinds of diseases and use the revenue to subsidize vaccines and treatments?

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PBR people speak:

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I was told awhile ago by coworkers to buy the Familiar aka “The Turtle.” America Corona uses a clear bottle that skunks it. Get the big brown bottle. It was definitely better than Extra.

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That made me laugh far more than it should have.

I blame it on being late in the day and reaching a caffeine crash

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I think there is a missed marketing opportunity here. I 've got a couple of ad slogans that’ll address that:

“What would you like - a six-pack or a case of Corona?”

“If you have a case of Corona you won’t need a case of Corona”

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Wouldn’t that still be a risk if you go to the typewriter conference in Las Vegas? Or would that be kidneys?

Isn’t 38% about the same as Trump support? Coincidence?