$40,000 reward to solve mystery of 58 pregnant cows found dead in a wildlife refuge

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Insurance Aliens

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The smell of insurance scam is as stinky as a fresh cow pie.

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What if it gets classified as an ‘act of God’? How do you convict God, and is it worth trying for a mere $40,000 reward? There might, after all, be repercussions.

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$40K for 58? Pffft… Texas will pay $10K per. /s

Just not for the cows themselves - those are worth nothing in Texas.

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“But what if it’s not… a person?”

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Wasn’t there 2 people and a dog who just died mysteriously at a National Park?

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Maybe it’s Really-no-I’m-not-even-distressed-at-all Cow?

Covid? Air pollution from the fires on the west coast, global warming with something new arriving in the now warmer climate…

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El Chupacabra?

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I’d check where they were grazing and what type of plants were in the area. Some plants are poisonous to cows (but not necessarily other animals.)

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UP TO $40,000 reward. Just covering their assets so they can later say, “Sorry, you only gave us $1500 worth of information.”

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