I love how the “massage therapy guns” are all relentlessly non-sexy industrial looking things, being wielded by extremely ripped beefy half nekkid guys. And the ad copy:
muscle spasms, increases blood flow, and shortens muscle recovery time
up to 2 hours of professional-grade deep-tissue trigger-point massage per charge to ensure you don’t lose power mid-session. (can’t have that…)
Yeah I bet they are selling a ton of these to achy construction workers, cowboys, indian chiefs, sailors, et al
