Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2020/01/16/this-theragun-alternative-has.html
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The boingboingshop must feel like we are tense. Or it has thousands of these gathering dust. Or, maybe, a couple have been bought and it’s trying to push what sells? Whatever the reason, if you missed out the last four times, here it is, yet again.
I’d assume that this was really a “handheld massager” wink-wink, nod-nod etc.
Except that I’d have thought that BB would quite happily sell a vibrator without resorting to euphemisms.
At first I wondered if prosasge is a misprint.
Could simply be a portmanteau, though that’d be a bit of a stretch…
Based on my experience with this kind of massage gun on just a shoulder, a certain part of one’s body would need to be pretty resilient to try using it for that purpose.
Damn you ammosexuals!! Wait…
That, my friend, is a good way to lose a kidney.
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