This highly-rated heated massage gun is a must for post-workout recoveries

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I hate to be that guy, but I assume this can be used for… other purposes…


As the words I once saw on a hotel toilet in Osaka said, “Not to be used for the other purpose”.

Yes, massage gun, hmm.

… and of course it’s a gun, because :cowboy_hat_face:

“Woman won’t like being shot in the face”. – Lisa Simpson

I think the term you are looking for is “HYSTERICAL PAROXYSMS”.

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