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I hate to be that guy, but I assume this can be used for… other purposes…
As the words I once saw on a hotel toilet in Osaka said, “Not to be used for the other purpose”.
Yes, massage gun, hmm.
… and of course it’s a gun, because
“Woman won’t like being shot in the face”. – Lisa Simpson
I think the term you are looking for is “HYSTERICAL PAROXYSMS”.
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