Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2020/07/12/these-10-massage-gun-deals-pro.html
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[19th-century “hysterical paroxysms” joke here]
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I feel cheated, some of the models weren’t totally ripped young dudes without a scrap of body-hair! Boingboing’s standards of excellence in nudge-nudge wink-wink advertising are slipping!
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“These 10 massage gun deals prove
pain doesn’t have to also cripple your walletyou could probably do with a National Health Service.”
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Do people actually use these things for anything other than masturbation?
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you’ve got to have a serious kink if you’re using one of these for that. there are much cheaper and lighter versions that are far better suited for a woman’s dj set.
I’m a pretty burly dude, not ripped or anything, just on the tougher side of things. I recently bought one of these beasts and had a friend go at my back. We got up to level 18 and although it hurt, it also felt righteous in the shoulders and upper spine. I woke up in the middle of that night and it felt as if someone beat the ever-living fudge outta me. I’ve also experienced some bruising when i stop paying attention and go below my calves.
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This is one of the most righteous posts ever. I feel like hitting the gym, now.
But, yeah, most people use these to get off.
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There was a young man from Lachine
Who invented a jerkoff machine.
Concave or convex
It could fit either sex
With attachments for those in between.
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I misread it as “These 10 massive gun deals…”
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a few comments:
several of the dudes are massaging a muscle they are currently flexing by holding the gun
“AI” in a massage gun? is there some kind of ad-copy contest going on?
the last pic with the yoga lady with the massage gun on her thigh seemed familiar…I’m pretty sure I know how that one ends (and by that I mean I vaguely remember the 3 minute mark)
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With some of the BB shop posts they’ve done lately, I wouldn’t put it past them.
So, can you shoot blanks with a massage gun?
Like, it makes all the required buzzing sounds, but you don’t feel a thing?
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Yeah! I want a massage machine for spongy, overweight, hairy people like me.
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