7-Eleven delivers "Date Night Pack" of ice cream, Red Bull, and condoms


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#2

That does redefine convenience!

One step closer to Wall-E humans, that’s for sure.


#3

At first I was going to point out the obvious flaw: It lacks lube.

Then I realized, it all comes down to one’s willingness to experiment.


#4

Ain’t nobody getting laid with that line up unless there’s some tums or gas-x too.


#5

No Gatorade?


#6

Yeah, no Netflix either.


#7

I think you missed an important date-night step between the redbull and lube: Vodka.


#8

Who says romance is dead?


#9

A cup of tea.
Some bikkies.
Nasal strips to reduce snoring.


#10

Saddest date ever?


#11

Hey! It started out with a nice dinner at the Taco Bell Cantina


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