747 wins Fat Bear Week despite voter fraud scandal

Originally published at: 747 wins Fat Bear Week despite voter fraud scandal | Boing Boing

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Fat Bear Week is one of the highlights of October. :smiley: :bear:

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Specifically a class of airplane known as a “wide body.”

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I think 747 is just a coincidence, as they all have numbers.But it is nicknamed Colbert, because it has two different shaped ears. Which I just now realized Stephen Colbert has two different shaped ears.

Though they should call it “Colbeart”.

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it’s so sad that Holly’s supporters had to resort to box-stuffing to try and jigger her win. i mean, come on, it’s just a title. that said, i was on #TeamOtis too. grats to 747 though, he’s clearly the winner. (again?)

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Update: 747 has been disqualified after it was discovered that his supporters had been feeding him salmon stuffed with lead weights.

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That is one fat bear

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I’m jealous. I wish I could sleep my weight off.

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Who is entirely aware of this entire thing.

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That’s where I learned about it!

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Has 435 Holly conceded defeat yet or is she rallying her supporters for an attack on the Capitol?

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I loved them all, they’re all winners.

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Apparently, Bear 420 started its hibernation early; but has got a stack of snacks for later.

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She’s a bear. They’re smarter than that.

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“Number one threat to America – Fat Bears!”
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