When it comes through your door
Unless you just want some mo’
I think you better call
(Bustin’ makes me feeeel good)
Hmm, that would explain my lifelong fear of chambermaids trying to steal my jewellery.
I can’t say I ever felt like the gayness needed explaining though. That just seems like a no-brainer.
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Sounds similar to “Being John Malkovich.”
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Much less bizarre. Still quite funny though.
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Never thought the spiritual were such sticklers for precise facts and figures.
Always thought the community were possessed with a fall fashion sixth sense that was to die for.
Nope; days later, and amid MUCH stupid, this is still the dumbest fucking I’ve read in ages.
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Yup. I’m not buying it. People rarely leap out of their closet in a sheet shouting Wooo-ooh.
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Well, hell, NOW you tell me.
[ducks back in]
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Done in one. Everyone else, please put up the chairs, turn off the lights, and leave the building
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From 2016:
“Due to being possessed by ghosts,” the article says, “the majority of the LGBT population is more susceptible to being influenced by negative energies who give them thoughts to encourage them to display their homosexuality in a shameless and even aggressive manner.”
This includes things like Pride festivals, parades, rallies, marches, and other public “showcases” of “exhibitionism and narcissism.”
Pride parades are especially bad, researchers claim, because they “emit negative energy for up to 10 km. Indirectly, black covering (negative energy) over the city increases and it subtly spreads farther than 10 km.”
So what can be done about all this ghost possession and negative energy?
“Just as we teach children not to play in dirty water or eat mud, we need to educate society what is correct from a spiritual perspective,” researchers conclude. “By failing to do so, we run the risk of a further decline in Righteousness and consequently people in society will become more unhappy.”
The internet archive suggests that they’ve harbored these sorts of delusions since 2014. It’s been established that they’re cranks. Are they dangerous cranks? Are they offering conversion therapy, or advocating exorcism? What horrors have they engaged in that have merited lifting them once more out of semi obscurity?
I’ve promised not to do that kind of thing EVER again after making my girlfriend cry with an apparently overly realistic Exorcist-style levitation trick after a horror tv marathon the other weekend. She ran in to rescue me from the levitating demon tho which made me love her even more, but I have her an actual, serious fright, so no more jokes.
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