9.5 tons of cocaine and 11 Russian sailors seized by cops in Cape Verde

Weren’t the Zetas former Mexican military who decided crime paid better? So, kind of?

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All blow, no hookers.

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Great. Now I’m going to have to pay more for Russian sailors until the next shipment. There are still plenty of Belarusian sailors around, but you need twice as many…

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Of course we have no idea how many other shipments made it through undetected. For all we know this represents a small portion of that distributor’s inventory.

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Now you’ve got me picturing a reimagined version of the final scene from Treasure Island.

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I wounder how the salior died?
Or, when they left, they had 10 tons.

moby dick’s dealers. they don’t call it a blow hole for nothing.

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What shall we do with a coked-up sailor?
What shall we do with a coked-up sailor?
What shall we do with a coked-up sailor?
Early in the morning.

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Hey. Russia.

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if i’m doing the math right, lets see carry the 3, yep they are going to need 37 tons of hookers.

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Y’all, there were still 10+ tons (US) upon capture. The report is in (metric) tonnes (@ 2204lb ea).

That’s a lot of blow!

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They should have put Trump’s face on the bales. Cause that’s all it takes to make it okay these days. https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/russian-asbestos-trump_face/

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