500 kilograms of cocaine turns up in shipment of coffee to Nespresso factory

Originally published at: 500 kilograms of cocaine turns up in shipment of coffee to Nespresso factory | Boing Boing

7 Likes

Well at least now everyone knows what happened to the shipment. Though we may never learn what happened to the shipper & intercepter. Maybe they have already died, which could explain how this one got through…

3 Likes

“We’ve replaced their Folger’s Crystals with cocaine. Let’s see if they notice.”

39 Likes

well, when life hands you lemons…

5 Likes

How did this coffee get in my cocaine shipment?

Wasnt this a plot line from Beverley Hills cop?

10 Likes

That shipment was the GQP’s sex orgy coke, Just ask congress critter Madison WhiteClaw.

11 Likes

11 Likes

“Hey, you got cocaine in my coffee!”
“Hey, you got coffee in my cocaine!”
“Mmm … two great tastes that taste great together.”

(Personally I’ll still to just the coffee, thanks!)

8 Likes

“I had some dreams, they were coke in my coffee, coke in my coffee…now you’re so vain…”
(Apologies to Carly Simon.)

8 Likes

Make cocaineaid?

5 Likes

image

17 Likes
3 Likes

image

10 Likes

Hey! That shipment was supposed to be 600 kilos!

6 Likes

Dibs!

4 Likes

You mean 400 kilograms of cocaine turns up in a shipment of coffee to Nespresso factory

6 Likes

clooney

7 Likes

Cracking Up Lol GIF by reactionseditor

6 Likes

Rocking Back And Forth Family Guy GIF

10 Likes

I guess I should be happy that too many Nespresso pods only give me a stomachache and not a (new) addiction…

2 Likes